Detail - Flowering Almond in a Glass by Vincent Van Gogh
mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
Like a lot a lot
I’m do happy I get to see her tonight
But I don’t like I have to get gas and my troll tolls
"did you notice in froz—"
"the symbolism of—"
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
this is still a great fuckin phone
god damn i miss buttons
dont need no boys i grab my own titties
Reblogging only for that gif
I blame Carl
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
art students before a final is due
himym meme | nine recurring gags
Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014
sorry, but this was the cutest moment that night
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.